I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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