ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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