Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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