Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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