yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
smell my finger.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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