I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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