i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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