I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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