Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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