I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Holy shit dude........stairs
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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