i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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