So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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