She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
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