I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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