i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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