Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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