so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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