I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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