He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
