We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
where am i from again
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
