Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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