Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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