You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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