i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
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