i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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