I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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