I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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