Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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