Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Randomize
