I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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