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i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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