brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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