Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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