i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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