I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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