I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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