He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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