I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
well, you know. whores of a feather.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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