who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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