Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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