people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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