She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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