butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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