I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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