I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
He passed out mid-signature
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Randomize