i jhust puked up my retainher.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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