Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I want a musical about memes.
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