i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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