Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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