so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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