So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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