He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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