If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
