Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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