She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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