spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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