You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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