we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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