So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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